Particle Physic Jokes

...Give me a Large Hadron

Its called new-Tron.

A son asks his dad "Daddy, what is string theory?"

The dad replied "Why are you asking me such difficult questions, come on ask me something easier"

The son then asks "Um ok so why does mommy get mad sometimes?"

"String theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like p... read more

So I said to her "Are you going for your degree in microbiology?"

She replied "No, no, I am working on particle physics, why?"

So I said "Okay, good, then stop putting everything I do under a microscope!"

On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.

His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the... read more