Quantum Physic Jokes

I don't always make jokes about Quantum Physics, but when I do, I don't

Because in regular physics, if something can go wrong, it will.

But in quantum physics, if something *could* go wrong, it will.

But I decided to stop watching in case I affected the outcome

Not because it's hard but because I'm bad at explaining.

In politics, the results won't change no matter how you measure them.

One electron said to the other, "This quantum trading stuff sounds like imaginary nonsense; if I can carry meaningful information faster than the speed of light, then I will."

The remaining electron watched his former partner depart into the nether, sighed, then said to his collar microphone,... read more

But it all quarks out in the end

Logic.


(If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')


...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

I know it's trudeau.

That is an oldy we told told each other while doing our master in Quantum Physic :

Q: what does a physicist with job tells to a physicist without job ?

A: Sir, do you want french fries with your order ?

He also like quantum physics, so I suggested he make up some jokes. Here's the first two.

What so you call a particle who likes taking pictures?
A photongrapher

Why did the apple fall out of the tree?
It ran out of gluons.

If you have any Similar he'd love to hear them and... read more

The bartender, perplexed as to why the man would order a drink for an empty chair, made two drinks for the man and the empty chair.
This seemed to happen every time the man entered the bar. He would order a drink for himself and an empty chair next to him.
Finally, curiosity overtook the barm... read more

While in my backyard the other day, I noticed a large gravitationally confined plasma thermo-nuclear fusion reactor. Being an engineer, I saw that it was radiating huge amounts of energy at very high velocity in the form of incredibly high frequency transversely polarized Maxwellian electromagnetic ... read more

Cool quantum physics fact!

When cooled, helium becomes a superfluid! To get to this state, it has to be cooled to a very very cold temperature. About -270 C!



That's almost as cold as my bed every night ;-;

"Quantum physics"

"And why are you holding the book upside down?"

"Doesn't make any difference"