"What are you reading?"

"Quantum physics"

"And why are you holding the book upside down?"

"Doesn't make any difference"

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What do sex and quantum physics have in common?

I don't get either of them.

Quantum physics has its ups and downs

But it all quarks out in the end

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Goldfish, man, you made me so happy, I'll do anything for you...

This is long, so bear with me.
So I was fishing at this pond close to home, see. And all day I was fishing, with nothing biting. Just as the sun was setting, something was finally tugging and wouldn't you know, the most brightly coloured gold FISH(!) was at the end of my fishing string. And w...

My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.

I know it's trudeau.

I noticed a nuclear fusion reactor the other day in my backyard.

While in my backyard the other day, I noticed a large gravitationally confined plasma thermo-nuclear fusion reactor. Being an engineer, I saw that it was radiating huge amounts of energy at very high velocity in the form of incredibly high frequency transversely polarized Maxwellian electromagnetic ...

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic.


(If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')


...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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