Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door

but his girlfriend was dead against it.

Oscar Pistorius won eight medals in the Paralympics. Six gold medals, a silver medal, and a bronze medal.

But he will always feel de-feeted.

Why did Oscar Pistorius leave the courtroom?

He had to bounce.

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game

Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

Oscar Pistorius

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the only guy who's come home legless, and then shot a load into his girlfriend's face while imaging it was someone else?

If Oscar Pistorius’s lower legs hadn’t been amputated

he would have been an un-de-feeted champion

Have you heard of the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time someone goes in the bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots.

OJ Simpson, Oscar Pistorius, and Scott Peterson walk into a bar...

...all 3 order a Bloody Mary.

Do you know what made Oscar Pistorius so angry at his girlfriend?

She was looking at another man's legs.

Bad taste

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements?

He wants a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend's dead against it

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder

Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

Despite Oscar Pistorius' terrible actions, you HAVE to cut him some slack.

Come on, he's never had a leg to stand on

Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail.

Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground.

How are Manchester City and Oscar Pistorius similar?

They lost both legs, but still managed to get four shots on target.

I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial

Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies.

But for the love of God, not in the bathroom.

Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend?

Someone else may well have done the leg work.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

"Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"

In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.

Roses are red...

Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

"Bang Bang"

"Bang Bang Who?"

"Oscar Pistorius"

Oscar

• Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius


• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

• When Oscar Pistorius sai...

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