Outsmarting Teacher

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

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A man goes hunting..

A man buys a rifle from a local gun shop to go hunting bears. The next day, he's off in the woods and waiting for a bear to cross his way. 2 hours later, a bear comes by, so he loads his rifle, aims and shoots. After the smoke has cleared, he looks out for the bear, but it's gone. While still confus...

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