Joe was a simple and serious man. He was a carpenter in a small village named Arge Oaks where he owned the store "Joe's Carpentry."
For years Joe impressed his fellow neighbors with the highest quality carpentry work. Some people in town complained he was a bit too expensive, but no one ever...
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A pirate joke
So two pirates are working on a pirate ship, one of them is an older pirate and one of them is a new pirate. So they're going along working and the younger pirate turns to the older pirate and says, "hey I see you got a peg leg there, how'd you get that?" The older pirate turns to him and says, "arg...
A pirate walks into a bar...
with steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender asked: "isn't it annoying having that steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replied: "ARG! Drives me nuts!"
What is the principle argument for a complex pirate?