So two pirates are working on a pirate ship, one of them is an older pirate and one of them is a new pirate. So they're going along working and the younger pirate turns to the older pirate and says, "hey I see you got a peg leg there, how'd you get that?" The older pirate turns to him and says, "arg...
A pirate walks into a bar...
with steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender asked: "isn't it annoying having that steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replied: "ARG! Drives me nuts!"
What is the principle argument for a complex pirate?