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Ohms Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why are monks so good at protesting?

The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.

The country of Ohms is run by a brutal dictator.

Due to the suppression of their rights, the citizens of Ohms frequently rise up and attempt to storm the gates of the capital city. However, the dictator always has just the right number of mercenaries to repel the rebels and cause the survivors to disperse for a few months or so.

The dictat...

Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests

Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

I was gifted a resistor by an old monk

So far, I haven't been able to use it in any circuits due to it's abnormally high resistance. Too mamy ohms.

What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician

Sherlock Ohms

(sorry if this is repost, I thought of it in class)

Meditation

Why does meditation get so much resistance?

Because there's too many Ohms.

What do you call an electrical engineer trying to solve an issue?

Sherlock Ohms

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