Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
The country of Ohms is run by a brutal dictator.
Due to the suppression of their rights, the citizens of Ohms frequently rise up and attempt to storm the gates of the capital city. However, the dictator always has just the right number of mercenaries to repel the rebels and cause the survivors to disperse for a few months or so.
Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests
Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.
Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Why does meditation get so much resistance?
Because there's too many Ohms.
Why are monks so good at protesting?
The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.
What do you call a detective electrician?
What do you call an electrical engineer trying to solve an issue?
How does a Buddhist monk do electrical work?
He grabs a wire and measures its ohms.
Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.