You have three cups of coffee and 20 sugar cubes? How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes into each cup of coffee using all 20 sugar cubes.
1 cube in the first cup, 1 cube in the second, and 18 in the third because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put in coffee.
Why do teenage girls only hang out in groups of odd numbers?
Because they can’t even.
Odd numbers torment me a lot. So, I subtract them by 1
To get even
What did the girl who could only read odd numbers say?
I literary can't even.
I've got a joke about odd numbers.
It's not even funny.
Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers?
He literally couldn't even.
I always take 40 or 50 lighters with me in a bag...
Not because I'll need them, but you can always use a lighter bag when hiking.
And I make sure it's not an odd number so that way it's even lighter.
My six fingered friend doesn't understand why everyone else is okay with only having 5 fingers.
He feels that it's an odd number.
All numbers are equal
Long ago in the Kingdom of Natural Numbers, there used to be slaves. The citizens appreciated the number 2 so much, to a point that they would determine one's social class by his/her divisibility by 2. And those not divisible by 2 - sorry, then they're slaves.
7 was born an odd number. That's...
You know what's strange about math?
A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are all drinking tea...
and they each put an odd number of spoons of sugar into their tea and yet the total number of spoons of sugar added is even. How is this even possible?
Well the Englishman puts in one spoon of sugar, the Irishman also puts in one spoon of sugar and the Scotsman put in thirty which I’m sure y...
“2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?”
Well, from what I can tell, certainly not odd numbers.
Why did the two nuclear physcisists die?
They had an odd number of uranium atoms and decided to split it even.
Dad joke while in labor and delivery
Wife is getting induced so we are currently at the hospital and while talking to the nurse she asked how many kids she had. To which she replied 3 as any seasoned Dad would do I decided to introduce a joke that had me cracking up in my head so I turn and look and say 3 kids with a frown that’s an od...
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A Horse's Ass
Does the statement "We’ve always done it that way" ring any bells?
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatri...
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
Did you know that the number 7
Is a prime example of and odd number.
Reading between the lines.
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. ...
How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
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Hitler's playing dice with Jews...
He explains the rules: "So, if you roll an odd number, you will be gassed. If you roll an even number, you'll get a special surprise." The first jew rolls an odd number - gets gassed. The second jew rolls an odd number - gets gassed. The third jew rolls an even number. Hitler says: "...ok, now to...