Houlihan Jokes

They asked for his assistance. He said he’d be happy to oblige.


“Thank you, Father. Do you happen to know a Ted Houlihan?”


“I do.”


“Is he a member of your congregation?”


“He is.”


“Tell me, did Mr. Houlihan really donate $10,000 to the church?”... read more

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,0... read more