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Number Plate Jokes

What numbers are in the number plate of optimus prime?

Prime numbers. A'right a'right I'll see my way out.

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An undertaker buys 2 vehicles and decides to get custom number plates.

He makes one "HIS" and the other "HEARSE".

My son was upset his personalised number plate name was already taken

I'd never seen little YCM-846 so sad before

Wandering round Liverpool yesterday with my wife and our toddler son, when he decided to have a tantrum, throwing his favourite red toy car out of his buggy.

By the time I picked it up, it was blue and had new number plates.

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The police

I got pulled over by the police after a night of drinking, doing drugs, and dancing.
He looked at my number plate and said "whiskey, charlie, tango"
I thought "how the fuck did he know that!"

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Awful Neighbors

"There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leashes.
Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.
To the best of my knowledge, she has neve...

A police officer stopped a car on the highway

and went up to the driver. He saw the man, and said: "You've just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with your prize money?"

The man thought, and said back: "Maybe go to the driving school and get my licence!"

His wife told the cop: "Don't listen to him, he's...

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Goldilocks and the three cars.

Goldilocks had grown into a fine young lady now, and so she decided to revisit the three bears, just to see how they were all doing.

As she wandered down the path, she ended up at their house, signed "The Three Bears".
She didn't see any sign of them around.

Typical.

Yet, so...

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