Why did Niki Minaj start melting when she used vaseline?
Because vaseline breaks down plastic
What do Niki Lauda and Daenerys Targaryen have in common ?
Both
\- Rode fast, roaring things,
\- Wanted to be King / Queen,
\- Survived the flames,
\- Broke the wheel,
\- Died the same day.\*
RIP both of you.
(\* if you're in the right timezones)
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