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What do you get when you divide bread by zero?

NaaN

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

The ba\-na\-na\-naaaa.

What is Ludvig Van Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NAA-NA-NAAAA

Three little kids and their mom

There are 3 little kids named, Little drop, Little feather and Little brick.

One day Little drop asks his mom: Moooooooom, why is my name little drop?

And the mom responded : It's because when you were born a little drop of water fell on your head.

Then little feather asked th...

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A Scotsman walks into a pub...

He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.

The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:

Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with m...

Guy walks into a taxidermists...

Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboard boxes, one under each arm.

"Yes sir, can I help you?" Asks the taxidermist.

"I hope so" replies the guy "It's my two pet monkeys you see... they were out playing in the road yesterday and a car came swerving round the corner, and they w...

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