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Music Artist Jokes

What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist?

Post Provolone

Music artists need stop attacking people for no reason

They producing the wrong hits.

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With the surge in popularity of Country Music artists that have included rap in their songs, like Jason Aldean and Sam Hunt, this years CMA's will include a new category. As it is a hybrid style of genres, Rap and Country, the producers have settled on a fitting name for the award.

CRAP.

Where do country music artists become country music greats?

The obituaries

Classical music joke

A man walks into a music store. The clerk asks the man if he needs help finding anything. The man says he needs his opinion classical music artists. So the man brings a few CDs to the clerk and has him look them over. The clerk says "oh I love Chopin and Mozart, and DeBussy, and Bach." The man says ...

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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes

Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.

He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...

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