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Mosques Jokes

Why you'll never see temples/mosques/churches/gurudwara with free WiFi?

It's because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why are corporations and mosques so similar?

They both only care about the prophet

The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques...

Although a waiting list has been set up.

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Frenchman in Morocco

A Frenchman seeking some thrills travels to Morocco and decides to go bungee jumping off the top of mosques. As he bounces back into the air, all of the passerby in Morocco are in awe and one Moroccan passerby decides that he wants to try it himself.

He finds the Frenchman at a nearby cafe a...
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