Casablanca Jokes

He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."

because the cast and crew are all dead.

Humpty Dumpty wanted to be cast as the lead for an upcoming remake of Casablanca. He made it through several rounds of auditions and was among the final pool of candidates.

At the end of the final day, the candidates joined the film staff in walking to a nearby Chinese restaurant for dinner.<... read more