A friend of mine is convinced that Van Gogh painted the Mona Lisa.

I just don't have the 'art to correct him.

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What do call the Mona Lisa having an Orgasm?

The Moan-a Lisa

I used to be really turned on by The Mona Lisa

But then somebody else came in the picture

My ex is like the Mona Lisa

It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room

Why did Mona Lisa plead innocent in court?

She was framed

What's the difference between Jesus and the Mona Lisa?

Takes **ONE** nail to hang the Mona Lisa.

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My dick is like the Mona Lisa

Small and disappointing in person

So apparently a reporter made the Mona Lisa laugh.

I read it in an art-tickle.

The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today

But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.

Hundreds of years after their deaths, Galileo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Marco Polo are walking in heaven and decide to have a conversation with Jesus...

Galileo says, “Jesus, I’ve been thinking about my past life on Earth, and I wanted to know what I am remembered for all these years later.”

Jesus pauses and replies, “Galileo, you are remembered as the Father of Modern Physics. By being one of the first to apply mathematics to motion, you le...

Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man.

But I think she's been framed

Famous people and their mothers

*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...

The Art Thief

The Art Theif

A French man goes into the Louvre’s parking with his van. He gets out and goes inside. He sneaks pass guards, gets through barbed wire, avoids lasers and in front of him there is the Mona Lisa. He takes it and manages to get back to his van. When he goes into his van and leaves ...

What's Michael Jackson's favorite painting?

The Sha-Mona Lisa.

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Substitute English teacher

An English class for slower students was going through the dictionary as a months-long project, and is hoping to finish “S” soon.

One day the teacher, Mrs Smith, was about to move on to the next page. “Okay, the first word for today is s-“
She stopped mid sentence, froze up with her eyes...

I came across an interesting piece at The Louvre today...

Mona Lisa didn't look very impressed while I was wiping it all off.

People keep telling me to change

But that would be like painting over the Mona Lisa

An Italian and A Greek debate culture.

An Italian and a Greek are debating the intellectual and cultural values of their respective countries. The Greek scoffs, "You Italians learned everything you know from us Greeks. For instance, we came up with the Classical Pantheon." The Italian replies, "Yes, but we improved upon everything you di...

My wife pulled this one on me the other day

My wife: you know Mona Lisa
Me: yeah?
My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa

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