Mona Jokes

It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room

Paint thinner.

In that they're plagiarized.

I just don't have the 'art to correct him.

She was framed

Takes **ONE** nail to hang the Mona Lisa.

MONO LISA

But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.

But then somebody else came in the picture

I read it in an art-tickle.

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"


CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write."


MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "A ceiling you paint? No... read more

The Sha-Mona Lisa.

But I think she's been framed

Mona Lisa didn't look very impressed while I was wiping it all off.

An Italian and a Greek are debating the intellectual and cultural values of their respective countries. The Greek scoffs, "You Italians learned everything you know from us Greeks. For instance, we came up with the Classical Pantheon." The Italian replies, "Yes, but we improved upon everything you di... read more

But that would be like painting over the Mona Lisa

The Art Theif

A French man goes into the Louvre’s parking with his van. He gets out and goes inside. He sneaks pass guards, gets through barbed wire, avoids lasers and in front of him there is the Mona Lisa. He takes it and manages to get back to his van. When he goes into his van and leaves ... read more

My wife: you know Mona Lisa
Me: yeah?
My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa

Galileo says, “Jesus, I’ve been thinking about my past life on Earth, and I wanted to know what I am remembered for all these years later.”

Jesus pauses and replies, “Galileo, you are remembered as the Father of Modern Physics. By being one of the first to apply mathematics to motion, you le... read more

*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu... read more