The Sargent in Iraq was hearing troubling rumors about his men.
That evening he called them all out of their rooms and had them standing in a line. "I been hearing some terrible things, men" he yelled. "Apparently some of y'all have been going around with someone named Fatima!" "I will not tolerate this kind of debauchery on my base, you hear me?!" "...
What are chubby Mid-eastern moms generally named?
Fatima.
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Registration on the first day back at school in London, England....
Ahmed Al Sheriah ………………………………"here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah …………………………….."here"
Fatima El Bindiri ……………………………….."here"
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ……………………………"here"
Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer
Ali Sun Al En?
Little girl...
Abdul the Afghani
Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.
"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.
"When the Koran was written, there were no mine...
Registration on the first day back at school in Birmingham, ENGLAND.
*Registration on the first day back at school in Birmingham, ENGLAND. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:*
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"...
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