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Mich Jokes

I used to repost the same Mich Hedberg joke to r/jokes

I still do, but I used to too.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Black Guy, a Japanese guy, a Chinese Guy, an Arab, a Turk and a second Black guy walk into a bar

The Arab guy sits down at the bar and subsequently, he gets served first.

The bartender says, "what'll it be?"

The Arab guy says to him, "I think I'll get a Mich Ultra. Nothing too high calorie; I'm actually trying to lose a few pounds for the upcoming charity 5k next month."

Th...

Mich grabbed his Meat. Sam grabbed her buns...

The made little sam'miches together. <3

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