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Michael Scott Jokes

Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam.

And that man is Michael Scott.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man goes to a $5 prostitute…

A few days later he finds out he has crabs. He returns to the prostitute angry. She says, it was only $5, what did you expect, lobster?

Credit to Michael Scott

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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-Michael Scott

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