An elderly couple goes to a restaurant for the man's 100th birthday...

Upon entering a favorite restaurant of his, they found out it is fully booked.

In an attempt to seal a table still, the woman starts explaining how her husband fought in World War II for his country, that he came to this particular restaurant with his army friends. He probably wouldn't live m...

I love it when my non german-speaking friends ask me what "sehr viel" means.

It means a lot.

An old couple enters a cafe in normandy, overlooking the beach.

The couple are clearly tourists, and when the couple sits down at a table the waitress noticed that the old man is missing a part of his leg. Curious, the waitress approaches them and decides to ask why.

After asking the question the old woman answers, stating that her husband fought in the w...

My grandfather told me this In German so it might already be posted somewhere here, oh and it's translated

Two guys are riding bicycles down the street.

One of the bikes fenders was loose and was making a loud noise.

So the first guy said to the second guy
"Hey your fender is too loud"

The second guy says "what?"

The first guy speaks louder
"your fender is too loud" <...

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The war has ended, and children are coming back to school.

The teacher asks them: "What did you do during the war, kids?

And little Annie answers: "Me and my were were hiding partyzans under our house! We had to feed them, and not talk about the so the Gestapo wouldn't get them!"

Teacher: "That's very brave, Annie. And what did they say?'
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Old Soviet joke

On September 1, 1945, a second grade teacher asks her students who have war medals to share how they have helped the war effort.

A little girl raises her hand.

"Yes, Tanechka" says the teacher, "do you have something to share?"

Tanechka says "I was in the hospital helping to dre...

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