My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...
"I'm chilly"
She steps closer and takes my hand
"Will you be my con queso?"
And before I could even respond ...
"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"
I made a joke about Mexicans
I am now a registered mex offender.
Who is paying for the wall?
Mexico Mexic Mexi Mex Me
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