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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why does it suck being a seismologist?

It's all shift work and there's no stability.

The only downside to Cinco de Mayo...

...is Seis de Hangover

A Spanish man is showing his friend his boats

He tells his friend he has a boat named uno, dos, tres, cuatro, and seis.

His friend asks what happened to the fifth one

The Spanish man says: Cinco!

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