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"YOU FUCKED UP YOUR LAST McCHICKEN MOTHERFUCKERS!"

As the crazed man reloads his smoking rifle, I stare at my lifeless coworkers and utter, barely above a whisper; "Sir...this is a Wendy's..."

What does a McChicken, a whopper, a beefy 5-layer burrito, and an extra most bestest pizza have in common?

They've all seen me naked.

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I'd rather vote for a McChicken...

Because at least I'll be doing the fucking.

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My wife doesn't know it,

but every time we have sex I put $1 in an envelope. I save that money, and plan on getting her something special for our anniversary.

So far she's getting a McChicken

A man goes to McDonalds and places an order.

"I'd like one hamburger and one chickenburger," he says.

The cashier looked confused and quickly asked, "Do you mean a McChicken?"

"It's basically the same as the hamburger in composition. A couple of buns, toppings, so ... it's a chickenburger." The man seemed sure of himself.
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Batman at McDonald’s

What's your chicken sandwich called?

- A McChicken

And the rib?

- A McRib

[Pulls out his Batwallet] I like your style.

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