What is a hungry Gujarati's favourite Hollywood film?

Snakes on a plane

A Gujarati, a Marwari and a Sindhi walked into a bar.

The waiter paid the bill.

Gujarati needs plastic surgery

One gujarati 'fell down the stairs' and broke his face. Doctors said he needed to get plastic surgery. So he goes to plastic surgeon.

"How much?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at his face and says "2 million"

"Oh no, that is too high. I have mouths to feed, si...

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