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Loot Box Jokes

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Loot Boxes

It’s only a matter of time before grocery stores and fast food chains implement the Loot Box strategy for food.

Mark my words one day you’ll be standing in front of a machine all like, “Shit this is my last dollar I really hope I get some bread. come on Bread.”

“Ahhh fuck. . . Cabbage!...

EA thinks loot boxes are surprise mechanics.

So is Russian Roulette, though that seems like a better option.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.

Give a man a loot box that MIGHT contain a fish and you’ll get paid FOREVERRR!!

My car broke down in the middle of nowhere.

Luckily I found a loot box on the roadside!

Electronic Arts, the games company, have had their lawyers in court stating that:

”There not loot boxes in our games, there surprise mechanics”.

Yeah right, that's like saying:

”It's not paedophilia its early access”.

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