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London Marathon Jokes

I was asked to run today's London marathon.

I said I'm flattered but I don't believe I could organise such a big event.

I've decided that COVID isn't going to stop me running the London marathon in 2022.

It'll be unfitness and apathy, same as usual.

Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon?

He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles

BREAKING - Paul McCartney disqualified from London Marathon

He was banned on the run.

Thanks to COVID-19, this is the first year I've not been able to run the London Marathon owing to lockdown.

Every other year it's been because I'm overweight, can't run, and am too lazy to even try.

Wish me luck in the London Marathon today. I managed a respectable, 3 hours, 12 minutes, last year...

This year, I will try to beat that but, I usually get bored and end up turning over to watch something else...

And the ferrari speeds past the finish line...

In the worst case of cheating the London marathon has ever seen!

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