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Lightning Mcqueen Jokes

Serious question here...

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

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The popularity of Lightning McQueen racecar beds probably means that Lightning McQueen has been peed on more then any other fictional character.

He really does deserve the "Pissed In" cup.

What pet food does Lightning McQueen normally buy?

Cat Chow

What did Lightning McQueen say after he crashed?

Kachouch.

Did you hear Lightning McQueen died?

He had a Cadillac arrest.

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Where does the Lightning McQueen and Sally have sex?

In a bed-Vroom

What do you call it when lightning mcqueen eats a car?

Auto cannibalism

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