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Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

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The popularity of Lightning McQueen racecar beds probably means that Lightning McQueen has been peed on more then any other fictional character.

He really does deserve the "Pissed In" cup.

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What pet food does Lightning McQueen normally buy?

Cat Chow

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What did Lightning McQueen say after he crashed?

Kachouch.

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Did you hear Lightning McQueen died?

He had a Cadillac arrest.

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Where does the Lightning McQueen and Sally have sex?

In a bed-Vroom

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What do you call it when lightning mcqueen eats a car?

Auto cannibalism

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