Laundering Money Jokes - 8 Hilarious Laundering Money Jokes

Big Burly Biker walks into a bar

He sees this tiny nerdy looking guy staring at his filled drink and decides he wants to mess with him. The Biker walks over takes the glass and slams the drink in one swig. At this the nerdy guy just starts bawling like a baby.

The Biker filled with remorse tells him to calm down an...

I've been laundering money for a few months now.

Seriously, this quarter has been in my washer for months

My mom washed my wallet on accident.

Asked me “is that what you call laundering money”.

Forgetting to check your pockets for money before washing clothes could land you in some trouble.

Laundering money is illegal.

I was folding my pants, fresh out the drier, and found a dollar in a pocket. Jesus Christ...

How long have I been laundering money?

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I turned myself into the police.

The Crime? Money Laundering. I just couldn't take it anymore, the guilt was eating at me and I needed to finally face my crimes.

I went into the station and explained that I had been money laundering for decades. They said they wanted an official statement and sat me down in a room with a tab...

The police get a call about a house two blocks away when on the night shift...

The caller doesn't say much but she says she often sees lots of money coming and going from the house and hears machines running all night and day.

The police put together a swat team just in case things go sideways.

They bust down the door to the house and find row upon row of washin...

I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets.

They charged me for laundering money.

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