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Knitting Needles Jokes

Today there's been another gruesome murder by the killer that police have nicknamed "The knitting needles killer"

Police fear he may be working to a pattern

Knitting needle murders

The police are on the hunt for a killer who has been stabbing their victims with knitting needles. The police believe they may be following a pattern.

My grandma was not allowed to bring her knitting needles on the airplane.

They were worried she might knit an afghan.

Would you mind....

A man was on a train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

"Listen, love." He repli...

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