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It's B.B. King's Birthday...

His wife wants to do something special for him, so she goes to a tattoo parlor. She gets a "B" one the left ass cheek and another "B" on the right.
She waits for BB to get home wearing a silky bra and panties. When he walks in his wife stands in front of him and says "Happy Birthday Baby" the...

In the South Pacific...

Many years ago, in the South Pacific, there was a small island kingdom that was ruled by a kind and benevolent King. Each year, on the King's birthday, the residents of the island gave the King a new throne as token of their love and respect for him. And each year, the King would put last years gift...

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