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Why don't civil servants look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

A young kid parks a bike near the Houses of Parliament and walks on...

A police constable stops him and asks: "Why did you park your bike here? You don't know about this road? MPs, Lords, and Civil Servants pass by here daily!"


The kid replied, smiling: "No worries, I've locked my bike."

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