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My wife planned a surprise vacation

I was looking through some papers on her desk for something and saw she had booked us a vacation over my birthday. I was REALLY REALLY excited at first, but then I remembered she has really shitty hand writing and her C's look like G's.

Anyways, were going to the Cayman Islands.

My marriage is based on trust.

And that trust is based in the Cayman Islands.

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