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Killer Clown Jokes

did you hear about stephen king's book about a killer clown?

he made it.

My friend asked me if I believe in killer clowns

I replied, "No doubt about IT"

Today I defeated a killer clown posse

I went for their jugular

What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?

Go for the jugular

You're walking through the woods late at night, and come across a group of killer clowns. What's the best move to keep yourself alive?

Go for the juggler.

Caesar and Brutus are sitting around one day...

And Brutus says to Caesar, "I'm bored! Let's go see a movie or something!"

Caesar replies, "That could be fun! What movie would you want to go see?"

Brutus responds, "Didn't they just come out with another movie about that killer clown? I can't remember the title though."

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