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Kelvin Scale Jokes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

I would apply for a job measuring the Kelvin scale...

... but I have zero degrees.

Baby, you're so hot, you're an absolute 10

... on the Kelvin scale.

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