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Kate Middleton Jokes

Why did Dolly Parton refuse to have tea with Kate Middleton?

Because high tea is always 4pm and she works 9 to 5.



Lame. But this was in the news the other week. Dolly actually did refuse to have tea with Kate.....there's a joke here, somewhere. Do you have it?

Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.

We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.

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Kate Middleton has asked the Queen what the secret is to a long and happy marriage...

Kate Middleton has asked the Queen what the secret is to a long and happy marriage.

Apparently her advice was "wear your seatbelt and don't piss me off"

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Got lucky on a business trip to London

On a recent trip to London I hit the jackpot and was lucky enough to have with the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton!
 
After this amazing experience I have drawn 3 conclusions:
 
1. Her are really firm, they are probably fake.
 
2. She didn...
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