Jowls Jokes - 4 Hilarious Jowls Jokes

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A German Shepherd walks into a Western Union

He goes up to the window, noses a form toward the clerk, and seems to indicate he wants to send a message.

The clerk is amused and laughs a little as she says, "okay, boy, what do you want it to say?"

The dog barks, "Woof-woof, woof-woof-woof, woof, woof-woof."

The clerk...

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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now',
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A Bear walks into a Bar.

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in bars here"
"Why the hell not" the bear demands.
"Because it's unethical, because its the damn rules, and because I SAID SO"
"Well, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat al...

The new bull

Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tell one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull.
The old bull snorts and says, "I'm a tellin' ya what, there ain't but fifty cows here that are mine and if'n that new bull thinks...

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