What do you call Joaquin Phoenix when he's walking across a busy road?
Jay Joaquin Phoenix.
Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker".
Atrophy.
One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie...
...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead
What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?
''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''
Did you hear that the Great Flying Phoenix decided to get his wings clipped?
Now he just goes by Joaquin Phoenix.
What do you call a firebird without a ride home?
A Joaquin Phoenix
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