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Joaquin Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car broke down?

Joaquin

Joaquin Phoenix got into a car accident.

He has to use a wheelchair.

He now goes by Rolling Phoenix.

What do you call Joaquin Phoenix when he's walking across a busy road?

Jay Joaquin Phoenix.

Hurricane Joaquin

This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.

Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.

Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker".

Atrophy.

I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park

;)

One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie...

...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''

A well-known American actor is walking through the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne.

Suddenly, a member of the public stops him, and says, "I recognise you from somewhere, are you famous?"

The actor answered, "As a matter of fact, I am. I played Commodus in the movie 'Gladiator.'"

Astonished, the Geordie replied "Are you Joaquin?"

To which Joaquin said "Yes, but...

What do you call The Joker in a Cold forest?

Joaquin in a winter wonder land.

The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn't make an appointment.

It was a Joaquin.

If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.

The name is Joaquin.

Did you hear that the Great Flying Phoenix decided to get his wings clipped?

Now he just goes by Joaquin Phoenix.

The Joker was walking around snowy streets of Gotham

Joaquin in the winter wonderland.

Two Mexican men are working on a construction site...

It's brutally hot out, and after a while Miguel just can't take it anymore. He sits down in the shade and tips his hard hat over his eyes to take a break.

His friend Joaquin looks up and sees a man approaching them. "Hey, Miguel!" Joaquin says, "Look alive, man! El jefe's coming! He'll fire y...

How come the Joker can have so many different suits?

He has plenty of room in his Joaquin closet.

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The Mexican wasn't allowed into the therapist's office because..

.. they didn't accept Joaquins

What do you call a firebird without a ride home?

A Joaquin Phoenix

If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us...

...the Joaquin Dead?

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