A well-known American actor is walking through the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne.

Suddenly, a member of the public stops him, and says, "I recognise you from somewhere, are you famous?"

The actor answered, "As a matter of fact, I am. I played Commodus in the movie 'Gladiator.'"

Astonished, the Geordie replied "Are you Joaquin?"

To which Joaquin said "Yes, but...

What's the opposite of Joaquin Phoenix?

Quinoa Phoenix

What do you call Joaquin Phoenix when he's walking across a busy road?

Jay Joaquin Phoenix.

The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn't make an appointment.

It was a Joaquin.

Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker".

Atrophy.

Hurricane Joaquin

This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.

Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.

One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie...

...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead

I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park

;)

If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.

The name is Joaquin.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''

Did you hear that the Great Flying Phoenix decided to get his wings clipped?

Now he just goes by Joaquin Phoenix.

The Joker was walking around snowy streets of Gotham

Joaquin in the winter wonderland.

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A man steps into a bar with a bird on a leash walking besides him. he straddles up to the bar and sets the bird on the counter to order a drink.

Every few minutes the bird erupts into flames burns to ash and from the ashes a new baby bird is produced.

After a wile of watching this the bartender leans over to the man and says “you know that bird is really something, what’s your name friend?”

The man looks up to the bartender an...

How come the Joker can have so many different suits?

He has plenty of room in his Joaquin closet.

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There was once a man named Ani. Ani was a long-time comedian. He had been running both a YouTube and a Twitter account for an entire decade, and did stand-up in bars and comedy clubs. Everywhere he went, he was showered with praise for his originality and dedication. On one 17th of August, however, ...

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The Mexican wasn't allowed into the therapist's office because..

.. they didn't accept Joaquins

What do you call a firebird without a ride home?

A Joaquin Phoenix

If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us...

...the Joaquin Dead?

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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