Impaling Jokes - 2 Hilarious Impaling Jokes

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What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword?

They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist.

Why was Vlad the Impaler like reddt?

Because if you survived the impaling you were sure to get reposted.

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