A priest is fishing a local watering hole one afternoon and catches an odd looking fish. The guy down the shore explains it’s called a Sonofabitch fish. The priest is not amused but the fisherman swears it is correct. When he gets back to the church rectory the priest gives the fish to the ground...
A desperate zoo
The leading zoologist gets a phone call one day from a desperate zoo, asking him to come right away and they will pay double.
He gets to the zoo and talks to the head keeper who explains that unfortunately while they were moving the animals around it seems like one of the zebra’s has got preg...
So, tensions with Russia flair up...
... And the Cold War reignites. With both the USA and Russia standing on the brink of total nuclear annihilation, the leaders decide to meet. Both agree that nothing on earth is worth an apocalypse, so they decide to end things once and for all; with a winner-takes-all dogfight. Both sides have 5 ye...
So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...
Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy. Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...
King Arthur
King Arthur is about to set out on the quest to find the Holy Grail, but he's worried about Guinevere’s faithfulness while he's away. So he visits Merlin to discuss his concerns. "Don't worry my liege, I have the perfect device to ensure your wife stays pure" and he produces a rather odd looking ...
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