Someone told me you can clean pigs with vodka

sounds like Absolut hogwash if you ask me

The guy who sold me these pigs said I should bathe them every day.

Hogwash.

My brother told me he’s starting a grooming service for pigs.

But I’m sure it’s hogwash

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A businessman breaks down on the side of a country road...

Along his trip to the big city a businessman's car breaks down on a long stretch of country road. As he exits his car he finds no mechanic shops or gas stations along the road and his phone is out of the service area. Luckily a farmer on a tractor stopped by and offered his support.

Farmer: ...

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