High Intelligence Jokes

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they found a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and a Star of David on the wall.

Pointing to the first drawing,
the head of the team declared: “This indicates these people were family oriented and held women... read more

Two drunk guys, John and Adam were walking hime from a long day at the pub. The two spot a pile of cow shit in front of them.

John says, "Is that a pile of cow shit?"

Adam says, "That's just a pile of mud, idiot. Want me to prove it to you?"

John agrees, and Adam goes over to th... read more

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in their order of appearance:

1. a woman
2. a donkey
3. a shovel
4. a fish
5. a Star of David

They decided that this... read more