Hello World Jokes - 4 Hilarious Hello World Jokes

A terrorist is holding dad at gunpoint

"Say your last words!"

"Your last words!"

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Since this is now on the front page, hello world. Buy shares in hair, I hear it's growing.

And now, [a short intermission](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM). Albatrosses will be served shortly.

What did the Python say when he came out of his shell?

Print("Hello World!")

I turned in my programming assignment

Which came out to say "Hello world!". I received a C+. I walked up to my professor and said, "Actually, this is C++".

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

"Hello world!"

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