Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control.

But cases continue to rise.

We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas.

But it’s still up in the air.

Ha Ha Ha...i just in inhaled a Helium balloon..

He He He

What do you call a helium balloon shaped like Albert Einstein?

A stable genius.... (original)

I'm outraged at the price of helium balloons.

Bloody inflation.

I met this guy who liked to put helium balloons in his ship

Whatever floats your boat I guess

I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday

it didn't go down very well.

What is the worst time to hear that your loved one has died?

Right after you took a large hit from a helium balloon.

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