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Helium Balloon Jokes

Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control.

But cases continue to rise.

We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas.

But it’s still up in the air.

What do you call a helium balloon shaped like Albert Einstein?

A stable genius.... (original)

Breaking :A man was arrested yesterday for impersonating a helium balloon.

A spokesperson for the police said.. We held him for a while and then let him go..

I met this guy who liked to put helium balloons in his ship

Whatever floats your boat I guess

I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday

it didn't go down very well.

What is the worst time to hear that your loved one has died?

Right after you took a large hit from a helium balloon.

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