Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.

The fifth one though was dead Sirius.

A religious man was thinking about how good his wife was to him, so he prayed to god to give thanks.

To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.

**Man:** God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?

**God:** I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** And why did you mak...

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A Scotsman

A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. “Did you smell that?” she asked her husband. “It smells absolutely incredible!” Being a “kind-hearted Scotsman,” he thought “what the hell…I’ll treat her!”

So, they walked past the place again!

A pee fetish isn't something you do half-hearted.

Either urine or you're out.

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What's the difference between god and a kind-hearted neo nazi?

God might actually exist.

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