Max Clifford, Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar in hell
“Oh no” says the barman. “Not Yewtree again”
Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months...
His favourite
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Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile.
The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is."
"I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...
A Polish joke
A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb Polack by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter:
"Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to...
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