A man can’t decide what to get his girlfriend, a florist, for her birthday.
He goes all around town in search for a gift when he discovers a lovely garden of flowers. Because his wife loves flowers, he decides to pick out a lovely bouquet of daisies, roses and dandelions. The garden is empty and lifeless when he leaves that day.
When the day of his girlfriend’s birt...
A highschool senior is coming up on his senior prom and really wants the night to go right
Senior Prom is coming up, and Joe really wants to not have any regrets moving forward into adulthood. There's this girl, Sally, that he's been pining over for years, so he girds his loins and asks her to go with him to the event, and lo and behold she says yes.
Now Joe is starstruck, the ...
A battalion of Russian soldiers crosses Finnish border
Winter, 1939. A battalion of Russian soldiers crosses Finnish border. As they are marching, someone shouts from behind a forested hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!"
The battalion commander hears this, mutters "we'll see about that", handpicks ten of his finest so...