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Hand Towel Jokes

I accidentally ate a hand towel while sleep eating

I dried a little inside

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Donald Trump 'complained hand towels on Air Force One are not soft enough'

After He Wiped His Ass With The Constitution

I am sure this has been posted before...

In a bar, an attractive woman calls the bartender over and asks to speak to the manager.

He explains that the manager is not in this evening but he will be happy to help her.

The woman leans across the bar and pulls the bartender in close, running her fingers through his hair.

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A celebate man was about to get married...

He had been "saving himself" for marriage, and had never watched pornography or had any remotely sexual encounters. He was incredibly nervous about being able to perform on his wedding night, and went to his best man to talk about it.

His best man tried to give him a pep talk, but ultimately...

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