Why was JFK's head put on the half dollar?

Because no one could put it back on his body

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Why is Kennedy on the half dollar?

Because he’s missing half of his fucking head

Every Half Dollar is Lee Harvey Oswald

Cus each one has a headshot of Kennedy

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There was a country family who had struggled with poverty all their lives. Then the daughter got married to the wealthiest bachellor of the nearest town.
All of a sudden their lives started to improve. The husband employed all the wife’s siblings, his company started to buy the family ranch’s...

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