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Did you know the Elves had a plan to beat the Uruk-hai with Sexual Frustration?

It's true. They knew that if they got enough trees together, it made an OrcHard.

What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?

That's a LOTR orcs!

What's a 3 line poem that overthrows a government?

A Hai-coup

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Two friends meet after a long time...

Two friends meet after a long time. One of them asks the other:
"How's your sexlife?"
He responds: "Pretty crazy actually, i'm doing it with twins".
"Wow", the first one says, "isn't this complicated? How do you tell the two apart?"

"Oh that's easy, Lisa has a birthmark on her thigh ...

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A businessman travelled to japan

...to attend an important meeting with a local company's CEO. The evening before the meeting, he was anxious and decided to find some distraction by ordering a prostitute to his hotel room. The sex was good and the woman kept yelling "Hai to, hai to, hai tooooo!" until they were finished. He did not...

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Why was the blonde so popular in Japan?

She said hai to everyone.

My asian aunt's quiet daughter

is called Nosai Hai.

I think thats a great shy niece name.

How to speak Chinese

That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong


Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?


See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao


Stupid man........................................Dum Gai


Small horse....

Where do Orcs go to school?

Uruk-Hai

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Whatโ€™s a state that every Japanese person knows?

Oh-Hai-Yo

If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables...

... is it a Hai-coup?

Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...

Tommy Wiseau was my favorite college professor

He always gave me hai marks

How does Mario speak to the dead?

With a Luigi board

Credit to u/gagga_hai

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A man was on a business trip to Japan

On his first evening there he met a nice lady, one thing let to another and they ended up in his bed. During sex she kept screaming 'Hai To, Hai To' - the man was flattered, because he thought she was complimenting him.

The next day he was playing golf with his japanese business partners, one...

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