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Collider Jokes

Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down?

They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.

Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.

They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"

It replys "I'm positive."

What if someone were to steal the Large Hadron Collider?

It would be a matter of 'great con-CERN'.

Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?

Because he was a mass murderer

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider?

Higg no rants

If we could put bread in a particle collider...

We could discover new quarks and glutons.

LHC (Large Hadron Collider)

When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.

What do you call

What do you call a Sumo fight between two guys with erections?

"Large Hardon Collider"

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What do physicists call their ?

A hard-on collider.

I once put rum and pineapple into CERN's particle accelerator

Discovered the Piña Collider

What's the only thing that can pleasure a supermassive black hole?

A Large Hard-on Collider

Nuclear Physicist Bartender

How did Nuclear Physicist mix drinks at his party?

With a Piña Collider.

I just found out about this underground science ring

It's called the Large Hadron Collider
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